Accidental Pornography and Small Penis Contest.

The picture above is of a sacrificial Mayan god which I was planning to get a tat on but then I decided that it was a little violent and later on I might want to be more peaceful so I'll stick for my three tats for now. I mean I barely have a place for the third one..where can it possibly be without it looking idiotic? I don't like tats on places that can't be covered up since my mom will smack me with a shovel when she sees them...so no feet, legs, arms..only back...that's it I guess..and my ass is too precious.

Other than that today I woke up relatively early compared to other days. I got a message from bunny on ICQ since he was going into the field :'( and then started getting ready for the day.

So yesterday my cousin from Huntington Beach payed us a visit and since I have my MUST see 60 Minutes show once a week on Sundays and there was the Buddha's Warriors documentary on CNN I decided to stay home while they went to the block.

So she starts telling me that a few days ago she was in her room and she was just passing through channels, and she doesn't know English since she just came from Guatemala a few months ago, so she saw this channel with a bunny on it ( YES LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL PLAYBOY, SHE HAD NO CLUE LOOOOOOOOOOOOL) and she clicked on it to see what it was and some writing appeared on the screen and an OK and she just clicked ok, and then again to another channel, but there was no pix or anything, she didn't even know what the OK was for...

So later she returns to the channels to see what the bunny was all about LOL and to her surprise there's this blonde girls with huge breasts sucking on some HUGE ( yes she described it as something she had never even imagined before huge) penis belonging to a very happy black male....

Of course while she was telling me this I was laughing so hard I thought I had soiled myself....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

So the worst part she says, that later she finds out that she has to pay $32 for the two channels and she doesn't even care about the money but the bad part is that IT WILL COME IN THE BILL!!

She lives with some nice old white lady that doesn't even speak Spanish LOL and of course when she sees playboy, she'll know it was my cousin since the two of them live alone HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

I was laughing so hard I choked on my vegan apple smoked sausage that tasted amazing btw and I couldn't believe what she did LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Oh that stupid bunny lol fools everyone lol

Anyway I offered to tell the lady about the incident but she told me she was going to tell her today somehow with sign language lol and everything would hopefully be solved HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reminds me of the time when I was at Giora's uncle's house and I was searching through the channels and RIGHT when his uncle walks in I'm going through ALL THE PORN CHANNELS ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sooo horrible, I hadn't even noticed! and Giora was like NO NO NO NO NO GET OUT LOL ahhh anyway, he ignored that we were pervs and we just went back to CNN..

Oh CNN...

funny funny shit.

Other than that I talked to Giora xD so I was all happy for the rest of the day

OHH OHH OH OH OH OH OH

Let me tell YOUUUUUUUUUUUU about the small penis contest...

Do NOT watch this link near parents, kids, at work, in Saudi Arabia, or anywhere where you might feel that they will decapitate you for viewing naked men with small penises...

Then again LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IT LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE NO PENIS!! I AM NOT EXAGGERATING, IT SERIOUSLY LOOKS LIKE A VAGINA....at least with like three or four of them LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

It's a radio contest so they showed up to the radio but man... I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee myself a second time.

Here's the link SMALL PENIS CONTEST

Laugh...laugh until you diiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Another funny story,  has to do with this video...

SO last night I messaged this person whom I had gotten the SN from a long time from another person and I knew him from somewhere else and needed help in psychology so I sent him the video...after that we started talking about a bunch of other things and it turns out that he was the WRONG RICHARD, I DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS GUY, AND HE THOUGHT I WAS DEISY LOPEZ, THE WRONG DEISY SO LOL AND BOTH OUR NAMES ARE WRITTEN WITH AN E SO HE'S LIKE WHAT THE FREAKIN HELL CUZ THIS GIRL IS LIKE A STRAIGHT A STUDENT AND ALL INNOCENT AND CRAP AND HE'S LIKE DEISY..I NEVER KNEW U WERE LIKE THAT!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Later we told the poor Deisy about what he thought she was like and I laughed sooo hard because I know her too and she would never..ever..do the things I told him about HAHAHAHA I'm still laughing.

Him thinking that I'm Deisy Lopez, the really good girl from his math class and me thinking he's the psychopath I met through my best friend..lol

Ok so today I went to eat falafel at an Arab restaurant and I also ate some Vietnamese fried rice...nice..

I also got a new locket since the one I got for a gift from Giora got damaged so I exchanged it today :)

Tomorrow I have the ultrasound, yes we'll be checking up on Giora's baby, NOOO it's for some menstruation stuff since I have horrible periods, AND I also have the questionnaire for a restaurant I hopefully will get hired in...I really hope so ...PLEASE JESUS BUDDHA AND ALL THE HINDU GODS, GET ME A FREAKIN JOB!

OKAY...sooo.....band camp, in ONE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL, I HAD NO BREAK.

I haven't had a break from school since I was 14...it's either band, or Guatemala dealing with pesky family people and 3 year olds vomiting on you and bahhh


I SHALL BE FREE AT LAST! in about a year or so...HA! I'll laugh at YOU mother...

Here's a picture of Giora and me:

The sub explains it.